Thomas has been meowing all week.
"I am bored," he meows. "Bored of lazing, chasing the other cat, sneaking a nap, eating liver-and-rice. Bored bored bored!"
It began last Tuesday:
"I need excitement in my life," meowed Thomas.
"Catch rats," muttered the dog, his housemate.
Thomas was not interested, "Too much work." So saying, he curled up on the sofa for his eighteenth nap of the day.
He woke from the nap with an idea: "The stupid dog was actually on to something."
***
He has been meowing since. Says he wants a rat "to pet and cuddle and play with".
As if. :|
"I am bored," he meows. "Bored of lazing, chasing the other cat, sneaking a nap, eating liver-and-rice. Bored bored bored!"
It began last Tuesday:
"I need excitement in my life," meowed Thomas.
"Catch rats," muttered the dog, his housemate.
Thomas was not interested, "Too much work." So saying, he curled up on the sofa for his eighteenth nap of the day.
He woke from the nap with an idea: "The stupid dog was actually on to something."
***
He has been meowing since. Says he wants a rat "to pet and cuddle and play with".
As if. :|
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